mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

sTOP

cas-regenerates:

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago  he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image 

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

cryingbecausemerlin:

my ICT teacher was wearing a bow tie today so i said

BOW TIES ARE COOL

and he looked at me

with a completely straight face

and said

‘come along pond’ 

lockedin221b:

thejohnlockgames:

WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT